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Funny Happy Diwali Sms 2016 Messages Wishes

Funny Happy Diwali Sms 2016 Messages Wishes: Are you searching for the funny happy Diwali wishes for your friends on different social media include facebook and google plus. If you are really searching for it then we are glad that you find this article, here we have some of the best collection of funny happy Diwali sms, funny happy Diwali messages, funny happy Diwali wishes and even more for sharing. First of all we would like to wish you a very happy diwali 2016 to all of you, may god bless you all with lots of love and happiness in your cheerful life. On other hand if you really think we have made some efforts then guys must show your appreciation in comments below, have a lovely day ahead and don’t forget to party harder with your love ones. Thus let get jump into the collection of Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Sms Messages Wishes.

Funny Happy Diwali Sms 2016

Below we have latest new collection of funny happy Diwali sms for your friends, bf, gf and even crush. If you really want to impress your friends then don’t forget to share the below funny happy Diwali sms to your love ones, enjoy.

Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

A boy told his very traditional parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

Boy to pretty girl – Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na

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Grab the below list of funny happy Diwali messages for your boss, mom, day and even more best mates. You surely going to love our collection and guys don’t forget to party harder with your lovely mom and day. Happy Diwali 2016 Festival, enjoy.

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

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Is sms/Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

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Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Wishes

Lastly we also have some of the amazing collection of funny happy Diwali wishes to prepare beautiful cards, posters and charts. You surely going to love them all and guys don’t forget to love our dear friends by spreading the below funny happy Diwali wishes 2016 list.

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

Jaan Leva Ishq-
College me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi sathiya
College Gate se apne Baap aur Bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch kar pakra mera haath.

Boy: I love you baby
Girl: I Have already a boyfriend
He: Olx pe bech de
Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega.

Wife– mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo??
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha

Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Tailor:
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Jailor;
Sallamann Khann  Aa Raha Hain Na!!!

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga….
Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
Main tumko call back karti hun..

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF – Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

Mummy-beta paper kesa tha?
Beta-Patla saa tha, white colour ka

Mummy gusse me-de thappar de thappar par thappar
kamine tune kuch nahi lika hoga exam me nalayak

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Finally we hope friends you all enjoyed all the above collection of “Funny Happy Diwali Sms 2016 Messages Wishes” for your best friends on facebook and other sites. Have a lovely day ahead with your family members. On other hand guys don’t forget to share the above funny happy Diwali 2016 list with your friends on fb and whatsapp.

Happy Diwali 2016 to all of you, enjoy.

Funny Happy Diwali Sms 2016 Messages Wishes

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